Sunday

saving lives

It has been established by now that whosoever draweth a picture of Mohammed must die for his crime. Some people have more rights than others, and accepting this fact is the sensitive, the correct, and the quintessentially "multi-cultural American" thing to do.

But what of the others, who make graven images of people other than Mohammed that could be Mohammed, but aren't? Clearly, the embassy burning fanatics can't be held responsible for their rage, which is justified by the truth of their holy text. I mean, what would you do if science teachers were to teach something other than that god made the world in schools? I rest my case.

There is a solution. Never again will anyone have to be killed as a result of someone publishing a picture of someone who isn't prophet Mohammed but looks to some like he or she could be. From now on this image can go on top of every picture in the world:



Publishers, break out the bubbly, and consider your ass covered.



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