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photo courtesy Yahoo news.

It used to be we were able to objectify hotties and then throw them away, via avenues like Playboy magazine. The story was always the same: woman makes centerfold, people look at her bush, we move on.

Somewhere along the line something else happened. Thanks to whatever it is, we are stuck in a kind of postmodern hell where people like this are seemingly never able to be cast completely aside. I find it ironic that these are some of the main benefactors of the struggle for equal rights; these two who have exploited femininity and done their best to cheapen it. They're "good people" now.

Didn't Madonna fuck Basquiat to get ahead? Is this not the same woman who famously got her pelvis pounded mercilessly by cross-dressing rebounder Dennis Rodman, not to mention hundreds of other dirty starfuckers? If she's not giving advice on how to fuck your way to the top, why would anyone care what she has to say? Her longevity is amazing and pitiful. Britney didn't do anything either, except what every other white trash piece of garbage does: smoke, have kids, and get fat. The cheap plastic dolls have built their own houses out of everyone else's boredom.

The gorgon cultural sensitivity rears its nine heads at my impertinence. These whores have become mothers now: don't dare indict the highest office holders in femininity, the diaper-changing, life-giving celebrities. And staring into the abyss, I realize my mistake: if I don't think they're worthy of my awe and adulation, I should simply consult the tabloid magazine rack.

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