Double Flee A

It's a well-known fact at my house that Mel Gibson is a moron. Now, as you can plainly see, there isn't any denying it, unless you think it isn't stupid to blame the Jews for everything and pitch a temper tantrum. If you care about this, or want your burning celebrity arrest questions answered, you can go everywhere from here: During DUI arrest, Gibson blames the "fucking Jews."

The worst part of it is, like Tom Cruise, the guy's human being act is all show. He can't even take his arrest like a man. He later had the decency to feel shame over it, calling his words and actions "despicable". How much better would it have been, though, to just not act like a dumbshit in the first place?

The entire apology thing is tired. It reminds me of that awful image of Jimmy Swaggart, everyone's second-favorite philanderer, crying like a little bitch on TV after he got caught fucking a hooker with granny's "offering to god" money. Shit, I now realize that tearful deomstration probably earned the TV church another heaving tide of pension-liquidating phone calls from the same dumb old ladies.

Who does Mel think he is anyway? Goddamn immigrant comes to my fucking country and starts abusing cops for upholding the law? Fuck him. I say ship his overprivileged ass back to Australia and let him eat wild dingos. Bet you won't hear that on talk radio.

posted by dale @ 8:20 AM