Double Flee A

After Mel Gibson's recent drunken verbal rampage against Jews, it's not hard to imagine why some people who are none too quick to forgive and forget would think less of him for his stupid, bigoted opinions.

Mr. Gibson now claims not to be a bigot.
Mel: "I Am Not a Bigot" - Aug 01, 2006 - E! Online News
See?

But the problem is, he is a bigot. If you hate Jews at least own up to it. It's a free country and you can say anything you want about whoever you like. Take advantage! Don't be a bigot and a pussy, too. You might as well keep it real, like this one guy I'll tell you about.

Once I was ripping on a youth pastor for shaming little kids for a living. Picking on little kids is not a nice thing to do, or even fair, and seeing as how it does no one any good, it represents a cumulative minus. I told youth pastor guy this and it got back to one of his hairy-palmed minions, who in an act of revenge, made a gay porn version of my blog. (If a picture of a guy sucking his own dick is gay porn, which I feel safe in assuming it is.) But did I get bent out of shape? No! It was the high point of my blogging career! Gazing wistfully into my monitor, I realize how true the words of the old sitcom theme song are, "life goes on, and so do we..." Reminiscence makes us feel marvelously aged and a little sad, does it not?

I won't be watching any Mel Gibson movies not because of the crazy shit he was talking about Jews, but because he's a punk bitch.

posted by dale @ 5:06 PM