Double Flee A

if god had to be elected

Would there still be wars, famines and children with terrible, painful cancers? I doubt it, and if so, that god would be a one-termer for sure. Think about it: god's doing a really shitty job, and should be demoted to --at most-- towel boy.

It's time to overthrow god and institute an officer that is accountable to his constituency. And I would like to nominate myself for the job.

That's why I'm running for god in '06. Vote for me and there's gonna be some fuckin' law and order around here. Promise.

posted by dale @ 4:47 PM