a memo I posted on the wall
The next exciting episode in my ongoing mission to get fired.
The creation of the new shelving organization has broken the drugs up into four separate alphabets. We must look at this optimistically, like a man whose daughter marries a complete loser. Follow my train of thought here: That's four ways to do a great job, where before we had only one.
We must choose not to look at the new system and see not the loss of time, but gaining a new exciting opportunity. The pain we feel as we spend extra hours searching the shelves with absolutely no guide or map is merely the birth pangs of a better tomorrow.
In the spirit of improvising on the weekend, with no management to lead us and no lean team personnel to consult, some of us have created a fifth shelf which will contain things that don't go on any of the shelves so far.
The reasoning is, as long as you have to look in four places for something, what's a fifth? That's only twenty per cent more work; it's not as if it's four hundred or something totally crazy like that.
In order to keep things nice and understandable and simple, I will list the products below. They are kept on a shelf across from the beginning of the super slow section. Feel free to add to this list as needed.
Nystatin tablets
Spironolactone/hctz tablets (Aldactazide)
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