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A classmate of mine has a fiancee who he was set to visit in Iowa. She had to turn down an invitation from a woman she worked with to go to the bar, because it would have conflicted with his visit. The friend found someone else, and they went out together looking to get laid. The woman found a guy and took him home for a one-nighter. The next day she had to go to the clinic with throat irritation. The doctor took a look in her throat, left the room, and came back with a police officer. There were maggots in her throat. There's only one way maggots can get in someone's throat, and that's if they have sex with a corpse. The guy that lady had fucked was a mortician.The moral of the story is, if you're going to fuck a stranger, make them take a shower first.
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I think the corpse she had sex with was Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials after his head exploded from the Pop Rocks & Coke.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.htm
That's fucked up. I was just going to run that through snopes myself. Now I have to find something to lie to my classmate about.
Maybe she had sex with Brian Peppers.
Oh, wait, he's real. Well, he looks like a lie anyway.
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