Double Flee A

I'd better cut back on the booze. Drinking alcohol can turn you into a gay pedophile. Wow. How tight a grip does the Republican party have on the media for this not to bring the whole sick carnival sideshow crashing down? That's a good graphic in my imagination. A bunch of sickly pale perverts peeking out from behind a candy-striped tent flap doorway in buttless chaps with elephant masks on. May I present to you the party of integrity and values, ladies and gentlemen. I should really learn how to draw.

Ah, but! If Tony Snow says we should avoid a rush to judgement, perhaps we should listen to him. Or not.

Here's Mark Foley's website. Totally gone. Even the google cache is vapor. Heh. I'm not a genius, which is ok, since that's exactly what it doesn't take to know that the moral of the story is, don't have a fetish for boys in the first place.

Here's the text, if you want to read it. I can save you some time, it's like every other one-sided horny IM exchange you've ever seen on dateline. I love that 'hunting pedophiles on the internet' show, by the way. I like it when the guys find out they're on dateline and all the cameras show up. There was a rabbi I saw once who about came out of his skin when they told him. Watching people at the moment they're getting fucked over that hard is both evil and gratifying.

posted by dale @ 8:22 PM