catch phrases

Catch phrases aren't funny if you see them written down. They're only funny if you hear them. I wish they were funny written down, because then I could say the same shit all the time and it would stay funny. Catch phrases are no work, big yuks.

"Don't get any on you!" if said right, might be a decent catch phrase. But nothing, not even "Dy-no-MITE!", (most holy is its name), stands up to being written down. Furthermore, if you go around analyzing the world through your reading glasses, no catch phrase can ever cut it spoken, either.


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