Friday

like to vomit?

The worst thing I hope to see this year:
a promotional trailer for "purity balls".

A thing entitled purity is guaranteed to be pretty fucked up, because purity is a made up thing that's usually being done by stupid people for bad reasons. Not always. Purity as in "the sterility of vancomycin" saves lives.

But, purity as in "teenage girls whose daddies hope they never have sex with dirty boys" gives everybody the creeping heebie jeebies, and supplies the San Fernando valley with a steady stream of psychotic, repressed porno chicks who are willing to do anything to cast off the veil of sexual authority, and do. Oh boy, do they.

I can't believe I'm making you watch this. Sorry guys.

2 Comments:

At Friday, November 10, 2006, Anonymous hank. said...

We should crash one of these. There are so many ways to do that it's ridiculous.

 
At Friday, November 10, 2006, Blogger dale said...

I could fulfill my lifelong dream and dress up like a giant penis!

 

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