Double Flee A

nsfw

Let's finish out the year with something we can all agree on. My rationale is, nobody ought to be at work today or tomorrow anyway, and people ought to check in at least every other day. Therefore, by the time you go back to work you'll know better than to roll all the way down the page.

Besides, when this is considered more appropriate for children than a naked breast, the convention of safeness for work is a joke anyway (are there kids at work?):


Don't go on just any game show.


Watch out for ducks.



Go on a trip somewhere nice this year.


If you sneeze, bless you.


Don't do a bunch of coke.


Unless you're only kidding.


Don't boast. Pride is sinful.


Keep your back straight.


Unless you're diving.


Pay attention to your photographic composition.


When this happens, things are as they should be.


And above all, happy new year.


(By the way, Hulk Hogan is responsible for 9/11.)

posted by dale @ 11:48 AM