Wednesday

don't eat late

I eat the "assorted fruit" kind of antacid tablets, because when I'm belching caustic fluids that burn my esophagus, nothing cheers me up like the sense I'm on a magical junket through an enchanted orchard, eating chalky fruit right off the chemical tree.

2 Comments:

At Thursday, February 22, 2007, Blogger hank. said...

i hear that's bad for your teeth. not like eating before bed is any better.

 
At Sunday, February 25, 2007, Anonymous dale said...

You're tooth decay's second most fiendish assailant.

 

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