Another grab bag of hijinks and infotainment here at the best website in the whole wide URL.

Crammed into the door of my apartment:
The management office has been informed that there is an alligator living within the large lake of the community. Please be careful when walking with pets or small children near the edge of this lake.

Problem solved with last night's mp3 crisis. After a good night's sleep my reserves of luck and patience were renewed and I found what I was looking for in
Adept installer
Ubuntu restricted extras

If you get the chance and want to learn something, go to the new york academy of science's website and listen to their podcast.

Go through your woman's dirty underwear and check for semen with the Checkmate semen detection kit! 'Cause otherwise, how you gonna know?

Watch people steal George Bush's watch right off his wrist! Thanks, internet!


At Wednesday, June 13, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shipley you River Rat Fuck!

At Wednesday, June 13, 2007, Anonymous dale said...


At Wednesday, June 13, 2007, Blogger hank. said...

So how would you qualify W's watch, oh Tyrant of the Timepiece? I hear it's a Timex Indiglo. Also, any advice on not getting one's watch nabbed?

At Wednesday, June 13, 2007, Anonymous dale said...

indiglo? no taste.

and don't shake hands with crowds of people that know how full of shit you are. watch them. they could have pulled him in and cut his fucking head off and there would have been nothing anyone could have done about it.


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