rules of thumb

1. Do not bend it backward.
2. Exercise care when hammering.
3. When holding down another thumb, you do not win until the count of three.
4. Keep the nail on it trimmed just the same as the fingers, so as not to provoke suspicion.
5. Twiddling for more than a minute or two is too much.
6. Deft operation of a sock puppet depends on good mobility. To avoid debilitating gout, drink plenty of water.


At Tuesday, June 26, 2007, Blogger hank. said...

7. Don't use to hitchhike unless you really have to.

At Tuesday, June 26, 2007, Blogger Ian said...

8. When sitting around, fits conveniently up your butt.


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