Uncle Kracker

When I was in jail, the worst song I've ever heard, which happens to be by Uncle Kracker, was just at its airtime apogee. Somebody in the cell would always be listening to radio on headphones, and when the song started they'd say "It's coming on! Hey!" and point at their ears. For the next three minutes or so my half-retarded cellies, usually packed in side by side with one earbud apiece, would mumble/sing the words of what I refuse to look up but assume was titled "follow me". Ever since then I've thought of Uncle Kracker as my personal soundtrack to jail. How fitting that Uncle Kracker is IN jail. I hope he has to hear people sing a really stupid song in there, many times.


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