Double Flee A

why it's not my job to come up with science fiction story ideas

Bad guys party down after building awesome weapon that triggers superdupernova which later blows up the universe.
The whole universe passes through a huge black hole which freezes everything forever at the moment the protagonist is stuck in traffic and the guy he hates most is having an orgasm fucking the girl he was always in love with.
Blue people from another planet try to "fit in" in high school.
Three brown haired boys find a meteorite, it turns two of them albino. The third has a terrible secret!
There's a time machine that only travels backward. The main character tries to figure out how to use that to his advantage, fails by arriving at historically opportune moments in dreadful microcosms. Eventually arriving in prehistory, he's totally fucked.

posted by dale @ 7:01 PM