Once upon a time in a little town in Tennessee, there was a man who loved little girls. He was a gym teacher, too, so he got to touch them a lot. Many a student of both genders, myself included, learned the invaluable lessons of "gym" at South Cumberland Elementary school under his expert tutelage and in plain sight of his tight polyester shorts.
Some kinds of affection between men and children aren't as legal as others, and things being what they were it eventually came to pass that the old gym teacher got busted for the bad touch. He is Charles Rankhorn.
I am Charles Rankhorn's mug shot.