3. Saw a midget picking the underwear out of her crack.
2. While at the Wal*Mart optometrist, I could hear through the wall to the women's restroom "Honey, is it diarrhea?"
1. The greeter was a functionally disabled woman in her 30s. She had a box sitting in front of her which had big buttons on it. When I walked in, she frantically poked at a button. This caused the box to belch out at full volume, in a game-show announcer voice, "WELCOME TO WAL*MART!"
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3. Saw a midget picking the underwear out of her crack.
2. While at the Wal*Mart optometrist, I could hear through the wall to the women's restroom "Honey, is it diarrhea?"
1. The greeter was a functionally disabled woman in her 30s. She had a box sitting in front of her which had big buttons on it. When I walked in, she frantically poked at a button. This caused the box to belch out at full volume, in a game-show announcer voice, "WELCOME TO WAL*MART!"
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